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"Clipity clop, BANG! Clipity clop, BANG! Clipity clop, BANG! Clipity clop, BANG! Clipity clop, BANG! -Amish drive by"

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"Taco Bell doesn't have a playground because kids that eat Taco Bell can't climb, or run."
"Your dad is a motherfucker"
"What do you call an attractive black mom? Chocolate Milf"
"A movie theater was robbed of $150 worth of candy The thieves took 2 bags of M n' Ms and a small soda"
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock in your ass"
"I just bought a rotisserie but I might return it because it's so rude. It's constantly flipping the bird."
"DID YOU KNOW? If you sleep on your side every night, your face eventually slides around your head like on a flounder."
"So a baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender asks ""what can I get you?"". The baby seal replies "" anything but a Canadian club on the rocks""."
"What do electricians get for Christmas? Shorts!"
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