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Joke of the Day

"A movie theater was robbed of $150 worth of candy The thieves took 2 bags of M n' Ms and a small soda"

"[NSFW] Why is it so hard for a prostitute to pee in the morning? You ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"

"My veterinarian told me to stop feeding my cows round bales of hay... they don't provide a square meal"

"Been at this farmer's market for 20 minutes. Haven't seen a single beard. About to FREAK OUT & start throwing these organic soaps"

"A friend told me this one. What's the difference between Windows 8.1 and Windows 10? The start menu."

"My mom passed earlier today. It's sad of course, but I know one day she'll stop and say ""Hi."""

"""We don't serve faster than light neutrinos in here"", said the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar."

"Did you hear about the midget Trump supporter? Apparently, he's a little racist."

"A stoner plumber walks into his dealer's house and asks ""where's the shit at?"""

"What the best thing about pedophiles? They always drive slowly near schools"