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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini."
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"My wife wanted bigger breasts. I told her to rub toilet paper between them and over time they'll grow huge. She asked, ""How do you know it will work?"" ""It worked for your ass didn't it?!"""
"Ahhh.......I love the sounds of autumn; that old familiar crunch of Halloween candy wrappers on the floor."
"What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman."
"What's the best thing about North Korea? The traffic."
"Why are fish so gullible? They fall for things hook line and sinker!"
"His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already... Woman: Did you just quote Eminem? Doctor: Your husband's alcohol poisoning is not a joke, madam!"
"What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka? Dead."
"Worry: a waste of imagination."
"What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns? An *and*chestra."