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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini."
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"I'd love to change the world. But I don't think there is a diaper big enough to hold all the shit."
"Why did the algae end up at school? She wanted to buy an algae bra."
"If Santa knows who's being bad, maybe he could have given us a heads-up during the early planning stages of the Holocaust."
"""Mommy mommy in school the kids call me shampoo"" ""Come on Johnson no more tears"""
"What do republicans and porn stars have in common? They're both professionals at switching position on camera"
"Yo momma's privates are like Mars... It took a team of scientists decades to find moisture on it."
"According to my doctor it would be best for my health to stay away from trans fats I'm really gonna miss Tumblr."
"What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit"
"hey girl, are you into adopting animals? Because I will probably pee in your bed and run away"