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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar for every time a woman found me unattractive... They'd eventually find me attractive"

"What did the mortician say to the corpse? We're gonna need more lube."

"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard"

"What did the two vaginas say to the butthole? ""Don't hate us if you anus."""

"What is the title of the Japanese version of ""When Harry Met Sally"" (wait for it ... wait for it ...) ""When Hally Met Sarry"" Ahhh - don't you feel better now?"

"My sister is an expert pastry-maker. She has to be to stay employed, her job has a high turnover rate."

"I just saw a woman outside sitting alone on a bench and staring at nothing and it made me so sad. I wonder what happened to her phone?"

"*Jesus looks over bill from last supper* ""It looks like a fair tip would be about 30 silver."" ""I got this!"" Judas yells, almost too quickly."

"What do 9 out of 10 people agree on? A gangbang"

"*walks into a brothel* ""yes I'd like some broth"""