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Joke of the Day

"Disclaimer: My jokes are not always based on true events. Use as directed. Side effects may include genital swelling & loss of lunch."

"Me:- Boss i am not coming into work to day coz i am sick. Boss:- How sick are you? Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister"

"What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal."

"What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back 4 seconds."

"I tried to be a workaholic but workahol tastes like shit."

"What do nuns do? Nunthing"

"Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe."

"Apologies to Rudyard Kipling but . . . If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs. . . . maybe you don't understand the gravity of the situation."

"Q: What time do kids need naps? A: At whine o'clock."

"What's a masturbator's favorite type of weather? Jack-it weather!"