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Joke of the Day
"Q: What time do kids need naps? A: At whine o'clock."
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"Why do they call it multiple personality disorder and not being a people-person?"
"*draws a line in the sand* *looks at the line in the sand* *decides that it might be time to vacuum*"
"two men walk into a bar... the other one ducks"
"What do you call 5 black people on a plane? Niggas with altitude"
"How does a white lady fix a flat tire? She buys a new car."
"If Bob The Builder's slogan is ""Can he fix it?"" then he's not really a builder is he? More of a repairman."
"Where does bad light end up? in prism"
"The most dangerous room in the house really depends on where your wife is at the moment."
"Salad tastes pretty good once you add some Nutella and throw away the salad."