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Joke of the Day
"How do you get honey from a graveyard? From a zombee! I'll see myself out"
Next Joke
"[throws wine bottle into vineyard] ""Go, be with your family."""
"*Ronda Rousey in the Doctors office* Ronda: I'm having trouble getting pregnant Doctor: Stop taking it in the jaw"
"What do you call a Muslim abortion clinic? Counter-terrorism"
"I set my kid's dollhouse on fire then asked: DO YOU HAVE INSURANCE?! DOES BARBIE HAVE AN ESCAPE PLAN?! WHY ARE YOU CRYING?! Life lessons"
"my 14 year old came back with this after his biology class Q. who was the Jewish prophet that led the water molecules across the partially permeable membrane? A. osmoses"
"*octopus goes in for a palm reading* Psychic: ""CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS"""
"What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey? A Tryptophanatic."
"What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card? Naboo"
"What was wrong with the wooden car? It wooden go."