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Joke of the Day
"How do you get honey from a graveyard? From a zombee! I'll see myself out"
Next Joke
"Yes, they're good. But mangoes act like they know they're good, and that's unappealing to me."
"What's a jew doing on a swing? Fucking with the german snipers"
"What's a pilots favourite artist? David Boeing."
"Have you ever shoed a horse? No, but I've told a donkey to fuck off."
"Excuse me, waiter. Is my order almost ready to Instagram?"
"What's the difference between a hockey player and a hippy chick? A hockey player showers after 3 periods."
"My parents let me watch Grease constantly when I was a kid & then they were all, whoa why is our teenager always super drunk in tight pants?"
"American police."
"""Money isn't everything"" - Someone with a shitload of dough"