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Joke of the Day
"You can't spell feminism without men. Women are notoriously bad spellers."
Next Joke
"What does as electronic engineer make for breakfast? Ohmlettes"
"Bought a new boomerang Can't throw away my old one"
"Whats worse than being adopted Being adopted twice."
"Eye of the tiger. Nose of the lion. Mouth of the lynx. Ear of the bobcat. Throat of the cougar. Forehead of the ocelot."
"A Pokemon GO player climbed to the summit of mount Everest... ...convinced that he would could catch a rare Pokemon. All he caught was a cold. It stared with a peak achoo."
"Is that a star tattoo. Saw my first porn the other day. I was a lot younger back then."
"Why couldn't the chameleon change colors? It had reptile dysfunction."
"What do you call a door with no legs? A door."
"""Hello darkness my old friend..."" Darkness: ""I have a boyfriend..."""