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Joke of the Day
"You can't spell feminism without men. Women are notoriously bad spellers."
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"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands."
"How do you hide money from a Republican? Put it in a science textbook."
"What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V? His brother holding the VCR."
"So there were these two extremely saggy breasts.... one looked to the other and said ""If we don't get some support soon, they're gonna think we're both nuts!"""
"Every frozen yogurt store feels like you're hanging out inside a Japanese girl's backpack."
"BREAKING - Albert Pujols to Angels for $254M dollars prompting Kim Kardashian to announce she now likes Latinos"
"the hardest part about hitting a child in public... is avoiding getting caught by their parent's."
"What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry"