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Joke of the Day

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands."

"*looks at fish tank 6: It's part cat and part fish? Me: No it's just a fish *Catfish maintains eye contact while pushing over treasure chest"

"Like a hooker at a truck stop, Twitter goes down every Friday."

"I see you've chosen to express your midlife crisis with cologne."

"I can't believe it's 2012 and street signals are still only telling white people to cross"

"I hate suicide bombers... ..... they should just kill themselves"

"I'm not racist... Its true! I'm not racist at all! Infact, my best friend was black! Until my Dad sold him."

"Watching The Bible. Didn't realize everyone spoke w/ a British accent back then. Neat."

"Apparently 1 in 7 people in the world are Chinese. That means it's either me, my mum, dad, brother Steve, brother Craig, sister hanna, or brother huangxi. I suspect Craig."

"What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom? Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call."