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Joke of the Day

"No YOU hug her first .... NO YOU hug her first .... F-that ! YOU hug her FIRST ! .... -Lineup congratulating the Next Ebola free nurse"

"You guys wanna hear a construction joke? I'm working on it."

"What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan? The ocean."

"/r/jokes wins Friend of the Planet award! for 95.002% of recylced content."

"I remember the Christmas my son got me my first DVD. It was a rental...6 days overdue. And we didn't even have a DVD player!"

"My girlfriend of 3 years has never told me a joke. We are in a serious relationship."

"I'm not informed enough to vote.... Who do you think i am? A redditor?"

"You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they are around your throat, she is probably upset at you."

"Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice shame on you. Fool me three times shame on you. It's always going to be you. It's NEVER me."

"What do you call a group of men with flat butts? Assless Chaps"