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Joke of the Day

"Today I learned that wolves are not ticklish. Tomorrow I need to learn how to tie my shoes with one hand."

"I can't afford Netflix... So how about Putlocker and rape?"

"A horse is getting brushed by his owner, The horse is like ""You my mane man""."

"I eat when I'm sad and I'm sad because I'm fat."

"Why do they call it ""Ben Folds Five""? Because he folds five penises and puts them into little drawers!"

"My father once told me... .... to go outside and jump on a trampoline... except I didn't hear the 'oline'"

"Man, those guys in the Cialis commercial sure are charmed by their wives' approximations of human behavior"

"My friend is so stupid she thought Alabama is a city. Don't worry, I informed her Alabama is the president."

"I heard diarrhea is hereditary... It runs in your jeans. (Ba dum tss)"

"An unconscious man arrives at a hospital... After a series of x-rays, the radiologist discovered the man had several plastic horses in his anus. The doctors have declared his condition as ""stable."""