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Joke of the Day

"Jay-Z is actually the 26th generation of the Jay family, which dates back to the middle-ages, when Jay-A invented rap."

"People are always discriminating against me just because I have a penis Apparently it's offensive to keep it in a jar or some crap like that."

"My internet bride got delivered today.. she's the WiFi always dreamed of."

"A Limerick There once was a man from the Styx Who liked to write Limericks But he failed at the sport Because he wrote them too short"

"The best joke ever What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday? For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad? Ye, pharaoh-nuff"

"How many mexicans does it take to build a house in.... Shit he's done"

"What do you get if you cross a rhino with an elephant? I don't know but it's not relevant."

"Wouldn't it be so cool if life had notifications like, *ONE NEW NOTIFICATION* Your boyfriend/girlfriend just cheated on you.."

"I want to leave this world the way I entered it ... With a woman desperately trying to get me out of her vagina."

"The only thing harder than diamonds a redneck at his family reunion"