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Joke of the Day
"I often say to myself, ""I can't believe that cloning machine worked!"""
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"What do you call a child with no friends? A target"
"Got into a fight with an Egyptian. We were fez to fez."
"I heard you like bad boys? *jumps in pool after eating without waiting an hour* Sup."
"""A team of medical scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy, however they claim that no one has shown the slightest but of interest"" - George Carlin"
"I saw a Prius crash into a Subaru Outback the other day... There was granola everywhere."
"Just saw Jennifer Aniston on the cover of ""Magazine Cover"" magazine."
"Smoke alarms are stupid -- like I'd ever forget to smoke."
"Want to hear a good Nirvana joke? Nevermind."
"Why is it so hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs? Because they always take things literally."