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Joke of the Day

"Nazi jokes... Just aren't Reich."

"Did you hear about that new restaurant on the Moon? The food isn't bad, but it has no atmosphere."

"I went on a date last night with a tiny lobster. It didnt go well. She was a little shellfish."

"Adam hates going out for a meal with God. He always steals his ribs."

"What did the holy shit say to the priest? I'm glad I got the hell out of there!"

"Dr to nurse! Dr to nurse: ""How much has this man had to drink?"" Nurse: ""I can't tell."" Dr: ""It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"""

"My mom used to make sure we were wearing our seatbelts in the back seat by slamming on the brakes. She was a kind soul."

"The closest I've been to murder is holding my choco-chip cookie under the milk until the bubbles stop..."

"I like my diamonds like I like my steak. Bloody"

"I was driving around in my tricycle all day I worked it so hard, it lost a wheel. The tricycle is two tired now."