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Joke of the Day

"Nazi jokes... Just aren't Reich."

"Knock knock... ""Who's there"" ""Ya mum"""

"Oh no! I forgot to refrigerate this German sausage! Now it's totally become a spoiled brat."

"What did Hitler say when the Allies landed on Normandy? Dang, I did Nazi that coming."

"My GF said a small penis isn't really a problem for our relationship I still wish she didn't have one though :("

"A man goes to the zoo and the only animal there is a dog, It's a shitzu."

"What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield? It didn't matter, they were all ears"

"PSA: Brazilian officials have assured that they've taken measures to lower the chances of being murder there during the Olympic games to be... Juan/Brazilian."

"To their credit, selfie sticks may be the only proof future archaeologists have to dispute the notion cameras grew directly out of our arms"

"""Brace yourself."" -lazy orthodontist"