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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like my doughnuts... ...with a hole I can stick my dick into."
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"Hayao Miyazaki retired That's it. The guy is quit the troll."
"Dad just dropped this at my cousin's 8th birthday party...I was the only one to burst out laughing.. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles."
"what do you call a bear without an ear? **B**"
"Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant."
"[maybe NSFW] How can you tell that a porn star works at your local gas station? Right before he's done filling the tank he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the trunk of your car."
"""Plagiarism squad reporting for duty sir!"" ""Copy that"""
"What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop."
"""Relax. It's not a competition."" ""Right. That's what I say."" ""But I said it first."""
"Why did the fetus kill his twin? There wasn't enough womb for the two of them!"