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Joke of the Day
"Love....because sometimes life wants a tag team partner when it fcuks you."
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"Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions ? Because there is no try."
"*doesn't look up from phone* I do"
"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he didn't want to be spotted!"
"I always rode clean. Always. Never won any bike races. Never competed. Don't even really know how to ride a bike. #vindicated"
"I can't direct you the ingredients to the ultimate diet shake.... But I can show you the whey"
"The most popular guy in a fraternity will always end up working at a mobile phone kiosk in the mall."
"A man is standing on club street thrusting in public. A cop taps him on the shoulder and says ""What are you doing?"". The man replied ""Fucking nothing""."
"""Be careful when you follow the Masses. Sometimes the 'M' is silent."""
"What's the difference between a dead hooker and an onion I cried when I cut up the onion"