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Joke of the Day
"Love....because sometimes life wants a tag team partner when it fcuks you."
Next Joke
"What can bring out your inner child? A coathanger."
"""Doesn't it feel good to Payless?"" no, i want to be rich & shop at good stores"
"Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented? What are our scientists doing?"
"My 4 year old refused his dinner but it's ok because I caught him eating a Milkbone earlier"
"What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water? A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it."
"I just burned my fingers in boiling oil and screamed ""OOH OOH AHH AHH"" like a monkey it was a chip pan,see"
"My wife gives the best headache."
"What do scientists use to measure a chicken's gestation period? An egg timer"
"I'm surprised that more people don't become astronauts The amount of space cadets I come across is startling"