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Joke of the Day
"""Doesn't it feel good to Payless?"" no, i want to be rich & shop at good stores"
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"Be There or Be Square Because if you will be there, you will be around."
"What are some funny offensive jokes? Title"
"Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg? Because they're raster graphic images."
"What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose."
"I wonder if I could save more than 15% on my car insurance if Geico wasn't paying for so many fucking commercials?"
"three straight men walk in to a bar... and come out."
"I'm always ready with my mallet when sewer workers poke their head up from under a manhole."
"What's the Cuban national anthem? Row, row, row your boat"
"What do you call it when a prayer is answered? A coincidence."