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Joke of the Day

"What can bring out your inner child? A coathanger."

"When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train."

"Twin Towers [removed] I'm going to hell for this..."

"I think Argentina is quite capable of deciding who it wants to cry for. Stop being so bossy Eva."

"Why was the Tibetan monk celibate? Because he didn't give a fuck."

"I love fucking love coffee. It's what keeps me up at night."

"A man deserves a woman who he enjoys spending time with, who can fulfill his desires, and who can cook. But most importantly, he must make sure that these women never meet."

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? Ya think it's the R, but it be the C!"

"Mariah Carey That awesome performance. Update: thanks for helping me get to the front page of r/jokes"

"My son cuddled up to my bump and was talking about how he could see the baby and it would have been cute if I were pregnant."