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Joke of the Day

"I like to write ""made you look"" on folded pieces of paper and place them under car windshield wipers in parking lots."

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"""you're too polite"" I am not [two weeks earlier while my house is being robbed] sorry he doesn't usually bark at strangers"
"What is the only deaf animal? Def Leppard"
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