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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Vietnamese wedding? A Win-Win situation."
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"A teacher asks her class what noise a pig makes... Lil Tyrone raises his hand and says ""Freeze mothafucka!"" I guess there aren't any farms in Detroit."
"Two guys walk into a bar... The third guy ducks."
"Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the television."
"Contrary To Popular Belief, Chuck Norris Won Super Bowl 46. By Phone"
"What's the difference between mass and weight? Mass is where Catholics go on Sunday, and weight is where sundaes go on Catholics. (From a poster on the ceiling in my dentists office)"
"A lame joke I thought of at work yesterday ""A tie for a tie leaves the whole world looking great"""
"What did the horse say when it fell down? Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up!"
"Q: How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work."
"A joke my six year old nephew told at dinner tonight. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!"