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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Vietnamese wedding? A Win-Win situation."

"What do stupid kids do at Halloween? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins."

"Apparently for every $1 a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents. That's not fair. Why is the man only left with 30? Credit to Bo Burnham."

"I hate hipsters. Their smug faces, vegan diet, tiny feet & sawdust bedding. No wait. Hamsters. I hate hamsters."

"How do you kill a whole Circus at once? Aim for the Juggler..."

"""you look good have you been working out"" [me thinking about earlier when i taekwondo kicked a birdbath like 7 times til it fell over] Yeah"

"Why is Hannibal so rich? Well, he save on groceries."

"Heard The Wall Street Journal just dropped Facebook stock results to the Comics Section"

"Not saying there is a direct correlation between Trump's election... But the Chinese did say this would be the year of the Cock ages ago!"

"Why did the horse run into the bar? He didn't jump high enough."