117661

Joke of the Day

"Having children really brought me and my wife closer together. We have a common enemy now."

"I went into a butchers today and said, ""Is that a sheep's head in the window?"" He said, ""No, it's a mirror."""

"Shot my first turkey yesterday... Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section at the grocery store."

"What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book? Where The Wildlings Are"

"We're all big racist time bombs set for ""elderly."""

"Did you hear the one about the man who ate his baby's feet? He also found out his wife was pregnant."

"On the eve of her execution, a woman is asked what her last meal will be. ""I don't know. What do you want?"""

"Pretty cool how your dreams went from ""Astronaut"" or ""Doctor"" to ""What's the lowest I can get to pass this course"""

"Did you hear about the Mexican killer that owned trains? He had loco-motives"

"What's the differce between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four!"