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Joke of the Day

"Top uses for a bathroom exhaust fan: 3. Remove moisture from the air 2. Remove odor from the air 1. Cover up disgusting sounds"

"Surprised to find out that the untold part of Dracula Untold is that he's a weed-smoking libertarian"

"What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common? They just wanna watch the world burn"

"How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb? Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high."

"Think of a number between 0 and 20 Add 32 to it. Multiply by 2. Subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark isn't it?"

"*everybody gasps as I drop the baby* Oh no was it expensive?"

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Buh dum tsss"

"Two satellites got married the wedding was okay, but the reception was incredible!"

"I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one."

"what do a divorce and a tornado have in common in west virginia? either way you lose the trailer"