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Joke of the Day

"What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common? They just wanna watch the world burn"

"How many feet are in a yard? Depends on how many people are standing in it."

"My favorite clean joke: What do you do when you stub your toe? Call a toe truck."

"What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common? They both keep trying to get on our shores...."

"What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants? Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!"

"I just ordered a pair of 24"" socks They're two feet. (this actually happened)"

"I have someone I want you meet - how is she? - she full - ehh... - of love - great! - to food - ..."

"Two fish are in a tank... ...one says, ""You shoot, I'll drive!"""

"Best Pokemon go pickup line... I'll let you see my Pokemon if I can have a pikachu. This is my first post. Please be kind. :)"

"How are PCs different from woman? I know how to turn a PC on."