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Joke of the Day
"I've decided to take some time off Facebook so I can focus on work and, ok, I'm back"
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"My friend told me he holds a world record in quilt making I suspect his whole story is fabricated."
"I like my women like I like my sex partners... Female."
"Never trust a homeless person selling warm lemonade"
"What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket? ""Some asshole has my pen!"""
"What do sailors eat for breakfast? Naval oranges"
"While Ajax sales have been going down... It's still stronger than Greece"
"Why are south italian men so small? Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: ""If you grow up you have to work"" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there"
"What's worse then 10 dead babies in a barrel? 1 dead baby in 10 barrels. EDIT: dumpsters, sorry guise."
"Alfred Nobel is considered the inventor of dynamite ...because all the others could not be positively identified."