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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when you shit yourself during the first meal of the day? An Incontinent-al Breakfast"

"Thank God It's Monday"" ~ My Liver"

"What do you call a story about beastiality? Fifty Shades of Neigh"

"6yo: ONCE I HAVE CHEST HAIR I'LL BE A MAN & THEN LADIES CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO ANYMORE Husband: *dies laughing*"

"Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus"

"How many Jews can you fit in a car? One hundred. Five and the rest in the ashtray. (An Austrian friend told me this joke.)"

"Did you hear the rumour about butter? Never mind, I better not spread it."

"I guess that is what a Brazilian wax feels like."

"Clock Joke Very Funny Why do people never eat clocks? Because it's really time consuming."

"Why is a creative writing workshop the first step when training to become a firefighter? Prose before Hose"