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Joke of the Day
"I went to the Zoo today but they only had one animal and it was a dog... It was a shit zoo"
Next Joke
"Why do Chinese people love NY? Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each."
"What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist? A coffin."
"What is an I.T teachers favourite drink? Icy-Tea"
"Why are feminists so good at Street Fighter V? Because they are always V-triggered"
"What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub? Throw in your laundry."
"Why did the cows cross the road? They wanted to go to the mooo....vies"
"Why was the cotton candy singing? Grandma, hush, that's Nicki Minaj"
"Which phone is most sold in Australia? The htc M8. Oi mate"
"OPEN UP. THIS IS THE POLICE. THANK YOU. CAN WE USE YOUR BATHROOM"