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Joke of the Day
"How do you get into a pool full of women? Easy, it's called muff diving."
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"You know what's a job I could really see myself doing? Mirror inspector."
"Why did the stoplight turn red? You would too, if you had to change in front of all those people."
"Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish... And you are missing out on a lucrative business opportunity."
"Every morning when my alarm goes off I think ""This is the worst thing that has EVER happened."""
"and asks for a drink. A time traveller walks into a bar"
"If these grapes were drugs I'd be overdosing like a child star of the 80s."
"Kanye West says he's the Michael Jordan of music. If he's talking about the time when Michael Jordan was playing baseball, I totally agree."
"What does a single, gay person watch at christmas? Homo alone!"
"If your kid eats the chocolate bunny's feet first, ""so it can't get away,"" that's your future serial killer right there."