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Joke of the Day

"How do you get into a pool full of women? Easy, it's called muff diving."

"In the middle ages, it didn't take long to learn human anatomy. You could learn it all with one knight and a scalpel."

"[commercial for tupperware] Are you done with that food, but would rather throw it away in 3 weeks rather than right now? - Tupperware"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bride ! Bride who ? Bride and Prejudice !"

"""We don't serve faster than light neutrinos in here"", said the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar."

"Is a red headed Ninja called a Ginja?"

"I shouldn't. Ambien: YES. You should. But I'm naked. A: EXACTLY. Ok, fine. *stands up* I HAVE A REASON THESE TWO SHOULD NOT BE WED!"

"Did you hear about the new tractor movie? I heard it has a good trailer."

"What do you get when you cross Folger's and Smuckers? ...Smolger's. <.<"

"What did transferred epithet tell hyperbole? Calm your tits, bro"