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Joke of the Day

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common? Both have to smell it, but neither can taste it."

"There once was a lady named Sue... ..who didn't have much to do. So she pulled out the vacuum, and went to the bathroom, and found a new way to go poo."

"i make a point never to repeat gossip... (pause) so listen the first time!"

"Bees! Beavers! Let's settle this once and for all: WHO'S BUSIER?"

"How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway? Six, if you slice them thin enough."

"10yo: When in doubt, albatrout. Me: What the hell is albatrout? That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT"

"Did You Hear About the Man Who Went to The North Pole? He isn't doing so hot."

"What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos? An Aristotalitarian Regime."

"I like to imagine the person who originated Head & Shoulders shampoo had really, really hairy shoulders."

"Who was the fattest member of Nsync? Joey Fatone"