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Joke of the Day

"The past, the present, and the future got into a fight It was tense"

"What do you call a cow that can't produce milk? Utterly useless"

"What's the favorite song of blacks I shot the sheriff"

"Did you know that your body is made 70% of water? And now I'm thirsty."

"Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table? Because it cracked itself up."

"Parents, forget about teaching your kids about the birds and the bees. Teach your kids the difference between their, they're and there."

"if accidentally consumed consult a doctor immediately, phew good thing i did it on purpose"

"What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old? Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking."

"How can you tell that you had sex with a Mexican woman the night before? You wake up with a jalapeno seed on your dick."

"What is Billy Joel's favorite Bill Murray movie? Caddyshack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack."