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Joke of the Day
"When should funerals occur? Mourning"
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"How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other? -It is a breeze"
"I said hi to a feminist yesterday My court date is tomorrow"
"Just cleaned out my desk. Bad news: I apparently have 1,453 Sharpies and none of them are sharp. Good news: I found the plane!"
"People who believe in aliens are such freaking idiots. I'll tweet more about it when I get back from my Bigfoot hunt tonight."
"Someone told me not be a dick about Caitlyn Jenner I said ""Should I be a twat instead?"""
"She's so fat, she fell down and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up!"
"What the diffrence between a boy scout and a jew? The boy scout comes home from camp"
"Why didn't Wile E. Coyote just spend all that Acme money to buy an actual dinner?"
"Apparently the yellow power ranger died after being hit by a car. ""It's MORPHINE time"" joked one ER nurse, who was later fired."