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Joke of the Day
"Anne has a will.. Anne has a way.. Anne Hathaway."
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"Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.. Ha, ha fooled you, I'm a submarine."
"Avast, me buckos! It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day, so let's hear your most swashbuckling puns and AAAARRRRRRGUE about whose is best/worst."
"Why did the baker have smelly hands? because he kneaded a poo."
"A Jewish boy asks his father for one dollar... ...and his dad responds, ""Fifty cents? What do you need twenty-five cents for?"""
"What do you call a same-sex lion orgy? Gay Pride."
"The french invented a new bulletproof vest That is just as efficient as a regular one but much cheaper: it only covers the soldiers' backs"
"I went to the doctor with a hearing problem... I told him I got fucked in the ear. Now I have hearing aids."
"I don't know about you, but I can't wait to be ashamed about what I do this weekend."
"I feel like I've eaten three countries! ...namely Turkey, Chile and Greece."