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Joke of the Day

"Anne has a will.. Anne has a way.. Anne Hathaway."

"What's the best way to reward a fat waitress? Cow tipping."

"Why is six afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender..."

"Guy wearing Superman t-shirt. LOL. Way to blow your identity idiot."

"Ever wondered what your nose is for? It stops you eyes from sticking together."

"My wife said she has had enough of me because I always get my directions mixed up... So I just packed my bags and right..."

"Bowlegged Pirate Did you hear about the bow legged pirate? Apparently he has C legs"

"Why don't North Koreans go to heaven? because they have no Seoul"

"I call my dick fun Because it's what girls just want to have!"

"My boss said to me. ""You're the worst train driver. How many have you derailed this year?"" I said "" im not sure, its hard to keep track"""