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Joke of the Day

"Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes... That way you're a mile away from them, and as a bonus you have their shoes."

"I use my notebook the same way I use my girlfriend. Just flip'em over every period."

"I bought some shoes off a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day"

"What do you call an Englishmam in the Euro championship final A referee"

"Today I met a woman with twelve breasts, sounds strange, dozen tit?"

"There once was a lady from Madrass... There once was a lady from Madrass Who had a magnificent ass Not pretty and pink as you may think But had long ears and ate grass. Credit: Playboy, circa 1970s"

"How do you keep a Redditor in suspense?"

"Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake but he couldn't figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could type 'Happy Birthday'"

"An old man died while having sex. (NSFW) He really went out with a bang."

"Why did the otter cross the road? To get to the OTTER side!"