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Joke of the Day

"What do Jewish pirates wear? YARRRRMULKES."

"What did the Trump supporting viticulturist say Monday morning? Time to make America Grapes Again."

"I just released my mixtape in Tianjin. It was da bomb. Too soon?"

"Q: How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job? A: With relish."

"Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked. 'It's not unusual' he replied."

"Why do most men die before their wives? Because they want to"

"If I had $1 every time somebody called me a racist... Black people would rob me!"

"I'm part of a club for people with parkinson's We have our own hand shake"

"Home Depot is having their ""ultimate tool event"" in case anyone wants to buy my cousin Tyler."

"Mom told meh to not waist my food She said we were gonna have to 'tighten our belts' around here."