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Joke of the Day
"I want a polka band at my funeral. I'm the one who's dead, let 'em suffer."
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"*gets on 1 knee* Me: I know we haven't known each other for a long time, but will you marry me? Her: Please get off my knee"
"build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"Today Reddit finally removed reposting... I guess that's why there's no front page."
"Got a pretty bad burn on my arm. I was putting a pie in the oven & my dad came up behind me & put a cigarette out on my arm."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amin ! Amin who ? Amin man!"
"Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing."
"Wanna hear a joke? My ex wife still misses me..."
"Oscar Pistorius should be banned from the Olympics ...because he smoked Reeva"
"Why are the best psychoanalysists Asian? Because they grew up listening to Pink Freud."