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Joke of the Day

"Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. Guess they don't like random people coming up to their door."

"Technically... It's only illegal when you get arrested."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Scalding hot and drenched all over my penis in the McDonald's parking lot."

"A three legged dog walks into a bar.... And says, ""I'm looking for the man that shot my paw!"""

"I had 2 big surprises today. The first one was that the Thai massage centre at the bottom of my road is actually a brothel..."

"The Seahawks beat the Panthers up so bad that people in North Carolina are wearing JE SUIS CAM t-shirts."

"(Man) I'd like some cocaine please. (Drug Dealer) Is pepsicaine ok?"

"My burrito brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, ""Careful,everything is falling out from the other side."""

"The news report was that an elevator for the coal shaft broke down, trapping 27 workers But it was just a miner inconvenience"

"What's a neckbeard's favourite element? Manga-nese."