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Joke of the Day
"Why are men smarter than women? Because two heads are better than one."
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"A priest, a little boy, a Rabbi and an imam get into a cute little Nissan car. The little boy says... ... what is this, a Juke?"
"*1st day on prozac* Me: These are awesome! What am I supposed to take tomorrow? Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops."
"i've been doing home repairs. since i started using black caulk, i haven't gone back."
"Who always wins the insect election? The lesser of two weevils."
"Apparently one in three people cheat. I wonder if it's my wife or my girlfriend."
"Confucius say... ...sex on beach is like American beer, very near water."
"How many people live in South America? A Brazilian."
"Woke up last night and the ghost of Gloria Gaynor was standing over my bed. At first I was afraid, i was petrified."
"Sleep with too many rich people and you can get Herpes"