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Joke of the Day
"Pants are for people with something to hide."
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"only joke i ever made up.. What did the papa pear tree say to his effeminate male son? GROW A PAIR!"
"Son, we don't play Hungry Hungry Hippos for ""fun."" We play it to learn how friends turn on each other in moments of desperation and scarcity"
"I bet the LAPD gets a lot of calls about ""a lost, lonely-looking little girl"" that turn out to be David Spade walking home."
"Man in a BMW pulls up next to a kid in the street... and says, ""Excuse me, lad. If I give you 5 bucks will you come in my car?"" Kid says, ""Give me 10 and I'll come in your mouth!"""
"How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone? Just wait, they'll tell you."
"Have you guys heard of the new ska/dubstep band? first they drop the bass. then they pickitup-pickitup-pickitup!"
"What do a 9 volt battery and a woman's asshole have in common? You know you don't want to, but eventually you are going to lick them both"
"I just discovered a subreddit called /r/abs Turns out it wasn't about arabic culture."