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Joke of the Day
"The road to Hell is paved with everything that feels like Heaven."
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"So, in light of CISA becoming a law, I give you this joke about governments trampling people's rights: [Deleted by NSA]"
"If I want to hear good gospel music... ...I go to Christian Dingle .com"
"You know what else is fun? Playing dead when your husband receives the credit card bill..."
"Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup."
"/r/jokes http://i.imgur.com/i9mD9jZ.gifv I don't remember what that link is, used this cuz reddit says I need text here to post."
"Here's a funny joke... Civil Forfeiture."
"I used to pay out of pocket for Viagra... it was hard for a long time"
"Why did the zombie not eat your brain? Because he doesn't eat junk food."
"The world's shortest dirty joke ... Gynecologist found drug stash."