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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? A few more beers."
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"It was karaoke night. My friend chose to sing, ""We Are Young"". He sung it horribly. So I told him, ""You're no fun."" I'll show myself out."
"My poetic look on the election Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Damn it, America! What the fuck did you do?!"
"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back."
"So since Donnie Yen is in the new Star Wars Rogue Squadron movie... Will his ship be called the X-Wing Chun?"
"Victim gets beat up, laptop stolen But that's not the whole story so if you see ""charged with battery"" don't buy it!"
"Know any good white people jokes?"
"Mitt Romney's Presidency."
"If your kid's shitty kindergarten drawing is hanging on your fridge, you are an enabler of mediocrity."
"Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!"