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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what I call my hiking playlist? My trail mix"
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"My girlfriend is like an 07 Nappa Valley Pinot Noir Full-bodied and matured, pairs well with meat, and has a smooth, aromatic aftertaste"
"Your Facebook posts are like your children. Some go on to become successful and others make you look stupid."
"Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10? Because 7 8 9!"
"ME: I can't come in to work. My grandma died BOSS: your grandma has died 4 times this year ME: yeah she's a cat"
"It's not illegal to convince your child that she is the only person who can see the sun and must never talk about it."
"How do you get rid of an obese demon? You exercise it."
"New rule: advertisements can no longer use adjectives. I'll decide what is ""fresh"" and ""natural"" and ""like a real girl"" thank you very much"
"What do you get for opening the BEST Vietnamese soup joint in London? A great big pho queue."
"Fractals joke there are 2 types of people in this world, those who don't know about fractals and those who think that there are 2 types of people in this world..."