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Joke of the Day

"What did Obama's dad say when his mom wanted anal? Well they don't call me ""Saddamy"" Hussein for nothing!"

"WARNING Drinking before pregnancy can cause pregnancy."

"Anybody have some good summer reads for me that...Oh wait. Nevermind. Found my phone"

"Halloween is my favorite holiday where you can trespass on a stranger's property and make a non-negotiable demand."

"What do you call a vampire that eats period blood? Count Snatchula"

"Everyone thought the UK made the stupidest decision of 2016 Sure showed them"

"I took this guys order at work last night. It was delicious."

"Islamist Humor Planes blowin' up On a Tuesday"

"Q: Why was the broom late? A: Because he overswept."

"I'm white, but... Nope. Can't do one of those today. Look, I'm at a B&B on Cape Cod right now. I'm a fanny pack away from translucent."