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Joke of the Day
"Roses are... Roses are grey, Violets are grey, i'm colourblind, and Canadian, eh?"
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"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit The Frog's dick..."
"If you can't handle me getting arrested in my pajama pants at Walmart than you don't deserve me buying produce in my yoga pants at Target."
"What is the difference between a Siberian husky and an Alaskan husky? About 1500 miles."
"Hey, smiling strangers. No thanks."
"Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor? A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!"
"So I just watched a documentary about a blind magician porn star... He was a master of missed erections."
"What do you call a group of Indians? A Paki"
"Went to the library today and asked have you got any books on mysterious disappearances? The librarian said "" Well, they used to be over there......"""
"What does the bee Santa Claus say ? Ho hum hum !"