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Joke of the Day
"Do you know how to avoid clickbait? Apparently not."
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"Don't you just hate it when you meet a hot girl, you look her up on Facebook and find there are fucking 150 + mutual friends and nobody told you about her. Thanks a lot assholes."
"""I'm frying some fish for supper, so yall come over & eat"" is what I said. ""You're also gonna be helping me move my piano"" is what I meant."
"Why did Jimmy drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus!"
"Donald Trump walks into an elevator... and a gorgeous woman is inside and says, ""When the doors close, I could drop to my knees and blow you."" Trump replies, ""And what's in it for me?"""
"don't even talk to me if you can't name all three powerpuff girls."
"""I'm sooo wasted,"" said My Opportunities."
"NSFW - Want to hear a dirty Joke? The white horse rolled in the mud. Hiyo. Try the salisbury steak I'll be here all week. (I know its an old one, but it always made me laugh)"
"Im going to nickname my penis 'The Truth'... ...Because you want the truth, but you can't handle the truth, and sometimes the truth hurts."
"What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno buisness. ... I'll let my self out."