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Joke of the Day

"Why did my girlfriend cross the road? To get back to the first shop we went to 4 fucking hours ago!"

"What did the Chemist have with his Eggs? Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen."

"Their bedroom door is closed. I better walk in there for no reason. - kids"

"Why are hunters good love-makers? They always go deep in the bush, they can shoot more than once, and eat what they shoot."

"My Christian friend asked 4 proof there is no God.nnI pointed out Adam Sandler is a multimillionaire movie starnnNow my friend's an atheist"

"I was suspicious that big multinational chemical corporation was up to no good, but then I saw that green cartoon leaf in its logo. Whew!"

"Fun fact: Did you know that HIV is Roman for 'high five'? Pass it on - or, rather, don't."

"Reporter: so what is it like being in Maroon 5 when you're not Adam Levine, um Mr. Uh- *quickly googles for his name but google has no idea*"

"What does a clock do when its hungry? It goes back four seconds"

"In Soviet Unicorn, rainbow poops you!"