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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you do with a green ghoul? A: Wait until it ripens."
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"What's the difference between Feminism and Islam One is a woman led group that aims to beat the patriarchy. The other is a patriarchy that aims to beat women."
"I used to date an anaesthetist... She was a local girl. [credit to seeing this on QI]"
"What do you call corn with a sense of humor? Laughing stalk"
"How do you disappoint a redditor? Just say ""Ifunny is better than reddit"""
"I'm thinking of starting a business will use free child labor in exchange for temporary housing. Although I don't know if I can compete with the Girl Scouts..."
"My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207..."
"I know a guy who refuses to use anything except paper money. But he says he's trying to change."
"Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad."
"So I Organized a three-way last night... There was a couple of no-shows, but overall, it worked out fine."