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Joke of the Day
"I know a guy who bowled a 301. ""How'd he do that?"" Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose."
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"A man walks into a bakery right before closing time And asks, ""do you have any pita?"" The baker responds, ""no, there's naan left."""
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"What's the best part about having a deaf child? You can have sex as loudly as you want."
"I'll try this here. Let's all come up with a joke, line by line... One person starts, the next adds a line."
"What do the final scene of titanic and the iPhone 7 have in common? They both could've fit the jack"
"A gymnast walks into a bar...(X-Post from /r/funny) He gets a two-point deduction and ruins all chances of a medal."