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Joke of the Day
"If you don't want to marry me, why did you sit next to me on this bus?"
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"Behind Every Successful man. Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women what do we learn from this? Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman."
"Oh, man. My grandma caught me texting my OTHER grandma and now things are super tense."
"Justin Bieber? Why would someone call their daughter Justin?"
"Anthropology It'll get you laid, but it won't get you paid."
"What do two Wrights make? A plane"
"Man walks into a tavern. Man walks into a tavern and passed the bar. Bartender turns to him and says, ""You can't be back here."" Man says, ""It's OK. I'm a lawyer now."""
"Judge: and how does the defendant plead Lawyer: like this your honor *makes whiny voice *nooo I didn't do any crimes* Judge: HAH do it again"
"if u went back in time to kill hitler, itd be easier to kil pre-war hitler but then all the germans woud b like ""yo why did u kill that kid"""
"What do you call a homosexual Hispanic peeping tom? Peeko-da-guyo."