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Joke of the Day

"if u went back in time to kill hitler, itd be easier to kil pre-war hitler but then all the germans woud b like ""yo why did u kill that kid"""

"What was the parrot doing in prison ? It was a jail-bird !"

"""fine! leave me because I talk like I'm in a novel but you aren't taking the kids, he exclaimed"""

"Top colleges are now offering a bachelors for mens hairdressing... ...but they call it ""manscape architecture"""

"Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs? Rhinos R Us"

"Muhammad Ali in 1974: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee Floyd Mayweather in 2015: Run like a chicken, hug like a bear"

"Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows chocolate fudge cake..."

"Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one."

"What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? Alive"

"Shout out to hotel maids changing sheets on February 15th."