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Joke of the Day

"A procrastinator walks into a bar I'll post the rest later.."

"The best way to get a job is to hold the other person's hand through the interview. If you don't get hired, no worries. You made a friend."

"What did the masturbator say when returning the porn that his friend let him borrow? [OC] Thanks, came in handy!"

"Can't help but think if I hadn't eaten that baby corn in 2001 it would now be teenage corn."

"That's not what he meant!"

"Did you hear about the Western Kentucky professor who kissed the door goodbye and slammed his wife as he went by?"

"What is JigSaw's favorite genre of music? Trap"

"Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality? Breast implants."

"A friend and I were playing chess, and we wanted to make things interesting. So we stopped playing chess."

"I prepare my daughter for disappointment by always giving her the iPad with a 4% charge."