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Joke of the Day

"That's not what he meant!"

"Tomorrow I'm definitely going to start running, no matter how many days it takes!"

"Two Pigs Laying In The Sun... One pig says: ""It's so hot out here."" The other pig says: ""I am..."" (_) ( _)>- (_) ""Bacon."""

"Q: How does a bear stop a DVD? A: It just presses the ""paws"" button."

"What car does Hitler drive? [OC] A fuhrerri."

"The search for the mystery penis chopper goes on Detective jones has had a tip off, but will be back at work on Monday."

"Carly is a pirate. Because X marks the spot."

"Your momma's so fat... she doesn't go back for seconds, she goes back for hours."

"Bernie Sanders to cut the BS Now wants to be called Ernie Anders"

"My favourite lawyer joke What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean? A good start!"